The Pro Hang-Up

It never fails, there will always be that one person that will hit you up randomly and as soon as their name finds its way across your screen, you let aloud a sigh, growl or even a yell of fury. This is that call that makes everything go down the drain. Your day is going great until this person hits you up; for what? who knows? who cares? Unfortunately, I can't stop these people from calling...unless--nah, nevermind, that involves a shovel. There is a right way and a wrong way to go about anything, I don't focus on those ways, I'm more about an effective way.

The call: This is for the nice people...personally, I don't believe in hanging up for the simple fact that it's rude. Say you're chillin with some friends, even boo luvin, maybe even having some time alone and the phone vibrates. Not the regular vibration, but that vibration that makes your skin crawl UGH, it makes you say "WHY?!". Pressing IGNORE initially will not only prompt another call, but also gives that person a reason to hit you via text.  So pick up the phone, trust me, start talking and carry on a normal convo even though you'd rather shove a sharp object in your left eye then speak to them. Keep talking and hang up on yourself mid-sentence. It's called the "Pro Hang Up". You don't have to give an explanation as to why you hung up on yourself. It works perfectly and guilt-free, like low fat brownies...After the Pro Hang-Up, pressing Ignore is a breeze.

Be rude as you wanna be!!