[Translation Please]

The following are the translations to phrases that people say for the most part. Don't get offended, you may be the exception to the rule.

1. "He/She/It's PRECIOUS" - That child is ugly as sin
2. "Where ya man at?"/"Home" - Do you have a man?/No, but I'm not going to let you know that
3. "I feel you" - I've run out of things to say in response to your statement
4. "True True" - I feel the need to concur at least twice in agreement with your statement to prove your correctness without looking homo
5. "There are plenty of other fish in the sea" - There are Japanese harpoonists as well...
6. "I think we should see other people" - Look, I've been seeing this other chick/dude for the past 3 weeks and its going really well and you're tying me down. You'll find someone, you're bound to.
7. "I'ma call you later" - You are wasting my anytime minutes and I most likely WON'T call you back
8. "I don't normally do this" - Yeah, I do, and I pride myself on these abilities in doing so
9. "You look DIFFERENT today"- Wow you look a HOT mess, I can't believe you came outside
10. "I'll THINK about it" - Don't hold your breath
11. "What do you think about this??"/"That looks like something you would wear" - I will not step foot outdoors with you wearing that crap, friend